I think

that there should be varies stages of towel disappearance 'cos you never know if some ones borrowed it

,or felt it needs it's own space lol or gorn orf to visit relatives/afew days orf on holiday at the seaside or worst case scenario gorn never to be seen agin

...GNTBSA...in the trade

...sooooo here is the towel missing stages...TMS..1,2,etc.
TMS 0.......Towel is where it should be and ready for instant operation.
TMS 1........Mislaid cannot see it, but have rough idea where it is. eg..around your head

TMS 2........Mislaid...but find it is in the washing M/C or dryer.
TMS 3........Mislaid...but find ARDB has taken it be temp.mate /lover...can be retrieved by throwing bonio on to lawn..no one gets hurt this way.
TMS 4........Mislaid ...just can't find it...'aint got a scube (Scoobie Doo ---Clue )
TMS 5........Lost......wait for a least week..'an see if it turns up.
TMS 6.......Seriously Lost........2 weeks go by with out any sighting.
TMS 7........Gorn...never to be seen agin..GNTBSA.....Boroww some else's..... steal one off neighbours washing line...or invest in new one
